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We don’t accept returns for size or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or faulty, contact us within 14 days and we’ll replace or refund it.
Europe: 1 weekWorldwide: 1–2 weeks
All our tees are 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight, soft, and built to last. Basically: premium vibes only.
Unisex S–2XL. Everyone gets a fit. Check the size chart if you wanna be extra sure.
Contact us at: calderebrand@gmail.com
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