#NEVERSOBER HOODIE

ALL I WANT IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE

EVERYTHING I WANT IS ILLEGAL EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE HOODIE

I FLIRT FOR FUN AND PANIC WHEN IT WORKS

I FLIRT FOR FUN AND PANIC WHEN IT WORKS HOODIE

I KNOW I'M ATTRACTIVE I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT

I MAKE EYE CONTACT AND SUDDENLY FORGET HOW TO ACT

MY RETIREMENT PLAN=JACKPOT