IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR MOM LIKES ME
JUST KISS ME, WE CAN TALK LATER
MISSIONARY SO WE CAN KEEP ARGUING
MISSIONARY, SO WE CAN KEEP ARGUING
NEVERSOBER
PATIENTLY WAITING FOR GIRLS TO TALK TO ME
SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH EVERY BLONDE HERE
We don’t accept returns for size or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or faulty, contact us within 14 days and we’ll replace or refund it.
Europe: 1 weekWorldwide: 1–2 weeks
All our tees are 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight, soft, and built to last. Basically: premium vibes only.
Unisex S–2XL. Everyone gets a fit. Check the size chart if you wanna be extra sure.
Contact us at: calderebrand@gmail.com
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EVERYTHING I WANT IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE
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